Tuesday, May 22, 2007
FLAVOR OF LOVE A SHAM!(gasp)...IT COULD'NT BE!!
We all know Flavor of Love (and all its damn spinoffs...) was just a desperate act by F-list wannabes to try to make it to HollyHOOD. But Mediatakeout.com has recently reported news that leads us to believe that it was even faker than we suspected! How could that be? Allegedly, the entire cast (including Flav) knew that the relationships would be fake. He was looking for someone quirky enough to bond with his character, and the winner would be cast to "star" alongside him in a Strange Love sequel. If that's what they were looking for, I don't know why NY didn't "win". Speaking of the devil, her character is allegedly all scripted too...down to her name. Her name is not Tiffany Patterson, but rather Kenya Simmons (of Newark, NJ. I knew that bitch wasn't from damn Syracuse, she looks ghetto as hell). She used to be an exotic dancer (a pretty trashy one at that), and was rejected from every other reality show-including the Bachelor, THREE times! But there's MORE! Mrs. Michelle ain't her real mother either, she's a reality reject too. Don't even think about her father, no one knows who the hell he is. They suppose he may work for VH1, but it's for damn sure that he's not a Fortune 500 company owner (made up, but definitely not believable). If you want to read the entire letter, hit up A Hot Mess for more info.
Labels: Flavor of Love, New York
Schatar is Two Eggs Short of a Basket
Lets be real, we all know Hottie isn't all there. But this tops the cake. Last Sunday, she was expelled from Charm School after Shay and Larissa set her up. I must admit (as much as I find her a strange creature), I felt a little sorry for the bag lady. UNTIL she sent this wacky letter to VH1 demanding her own show! :
Let's keep it real. The judges should have kept it tight and reviewed the film the same way they did for the etiquette segment.My character was defamed. This was obvious and clear bias. I was crucified - hung on an emotional cross!Hugs don't get it. We are out here in the real world. I demand a PUBLIC APOLOGY from the girls and the judges, televised on VH1 and I demand my own Shopping Couture with Schatar from the VH1 network immediately.At a minimum, Mo'Nique should have said, "Schatar if I am wrong about this, I will offer you an opening act on tour with me, the way I offered Goldie to go on tour with me and implied assistance to Krazy about her CD."My millions of fans would appreciate a publicized apology from the judges and the girls on the reunion show.Also, VH1 can develop and air a show starring me called Shopping Couture with Schatar. I would look forward to collaborating with a reputable production company contracted with VH1 to develop and bring this show starring me to air within the next 6 months.
Millions of fans? I highly doubt that. For a supposed Ivy League graduate, she sure is delusional. She couldn't even sell her "couture" gowns at a thrift shop last week, because they said they were dirty and smelly. How would she figure that they would just throw her a show?
Labels: Flavor of Love, Hottie, Schatar
