Gold n Delicious...We Got The Juice!

We all know Flavor of Love (and all its damn spinoffs...) was just a desperate act by F-list wannabes to try to make it to HollyHOOD. But Mediatakeout.com has recently reported news that leads us to believe that it was even faker than we suspected! How could that be? Allegedly, the entire cast (including Flav) knew that the relationships would be fake. He was looking for someone quirky enough to bond with his character, and the winner would be cast to "star" alongside him in a Strange Love sequel. If that's what they were looking for, I don't know why NY didn't "win". Speaking of the devil, her character is allegedly all scripted too...down to her name. Her name is not Tiffany Patterson, but rather Kenya Simmons (of Newark, NJ. I knew that bitch wasn't from damn Syracuse, she looks ghetto as hell). She used to be an exotic dancer (a pretty trashy one at that), and was rejected from every other reality show-including the Bachelor, THREE times! But there's MORE! Mrs. Michelle ain't her real mother either, she's a reality reject too. Don't even think about her father, no one knows who the hell he is. They suppose he may work for VH1, but it's for damn sure that he's not a Fortune 500 company owner (made up, but definitely not believable). If you want to read the entire letter, hit up A Hot Mess for more info.